sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like
my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later
Just look at them.
Acting all depressed
You can just tell that they’re so full of hate.
They want all their fans to kill themselves.
All they care about is sex, money and drugs
And they are obviously a terrible influence on their fans.
i will never not reblog this
my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes
gothic english beauty
and insane homeless woman
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
- not to be a dick
- the supernatural fandom has a gif for every damn thing
- everyone always gets offended
- ways to murder people
- survival tips in the case of being buried alive, a zombie apocalypse, and/or a regular apocalypse
- writing tips
- people do beautiful art
- fandoms are painful
- you can make friends on the internet
- history, math & science facts
wouldn’t it be cool if you could just kiss people without it being weird? cause some people are just so cute you wanna kiss them but then that’s creepy. kisses are cute, let’s all just give each other kisses
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
Went to go grab a beer, came back to this… Majestic as fuck.
one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it
earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see
then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals
i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant
now we wait